Starship Troopers Reboot

28 Jun

Starship Troopers is getting a reboot.  Ashley Edward Miller and Zack Stentz (Thor and X-Men:First Class) have already written the script, but no director is attached to the project yet. Now here’s what I don’t like, the movie’s producer Toby Jaffe (a.k.a Studio Puppet) has decided to make the movie less violent.

Don’t worry.  This bug isn’t full of lava. It’s full of rainbows and fluffy kittens.

Say what now? How do you propose to do that when giant bugs are tearing people apart? Jaffe says fans shouldn’t worry; the movie will be “introduced in a new way.” By new do you mean crappy? I don’t know if I can sit through another Starship Troopers movie if there’s no blood, boobs or bums.

In the words of Consuela…




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