Rebooting the Ninja Turtles

20 Mar

So you may have already heard this, but Michael “Ruins Everything” Bay has decided to do a remake/reboot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  According to Bay, the TMNT are going to be tougher, edgier, funnier and…aliens. Yup, aliens.  The turtles will not be radioactive teenagers munching on pizza.  Say goodbye to all the lovable and funny qualities the turtles had and hello to Michael Bay’s interpretation.

I want to write a letter to Michael Bay and ask him why he has no independent ideas and why he prefers to ignore all his source material.  The man is a moron and he needs to stop directing and producing.

Now join with me in prayer: pray this movie falls through or that Michael Bay’s A.D.D. leads him in a different direction.


2 Responses to “Rebooting the Ninja Turtles”

  1. Laura March 20, 2012 at 4:10 pm #

    Agreed. Dude needs to get out of Hollywood.
    They are called Teenaged MUTANT Ninja Turtles, not Teenaged ALIEN Ninja Turtles.

  2. JB March 20, 2012 at 8:03 pm #

    Double agreed. God I hate Michael Bay. I’m glad there has been so much backlash though that he’s felt the need to come out defending himself. Rip him apart Ninja Turtle fans!

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